Bug Humor

What do you use to swat flies in Texas?
A tennis racket

Which insects do well in schools?
Spelling bees

What do you call a fancy insect dance party?
A moth-ball

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny

What is an ant’s favorite dance?
The jitterbug

What’s worse than a shark with a toothache?
A centipede with athlete’s foot

Why did the firefly skip kindergarten?
He was very bright for his age

What insect owns a camera?
A shutterbug

Why is the baby ant confused?
Because all his uncles are ants

What does a bee call his sweetheart?
Honey

Which insects take lots of naps?
Bedbugs

What do you get when you eat caterpillars?
Butterflies in your stomach

What kind of music do grasshoppers listen to?
Hip hop

Why are baseball bats and fly swatter alike?
The both hit flies

What bugs are the messiest?
Litterbug

What do you say to get rid of pests?
Bug off

Where do bugs buy their food?
At the flea market

Why are spiders good baseball players?
They are good at catching flies

What is the grasshopper’s favorite year?
Leap year

What kind of insect only appears in the summer?
A June bug